The Barbarian informed me last night regarding R, the kid who sits across from her: "R has gone from being a maniac [dramatic pause] to a mad man."

Crossposted at "http://muck-a-luck.dreamwidth.org/977033.html"

Me: "You need to get a good night's sleep. It makes you smarter. It gives you beautiful skin. It gives you stronger teeth and healthier hair..."

The Barbarian [bursts out laughing]: "Mommy! That's milk!"

Me: "OK, then, you need a good night's milk..."

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